Here lies a list of Max’s favorite things:
Bracelet: Slap
Word: Mellifluous
Punctuation mark: Ellipsis…
Planet: Venus (that’s where the women are)
Accent: Scottish
Car Bomb: Irish
Communist: Tolstoy
Welshman: Catherine Zeta Jones
German number: fulf
Natural Body Function: Pheromone production
Holiday: Boxing Day (UK)
Professional Athlete/Felon: Nate Newton
Evolutionary Oddity: the platypus
River: Ganges
Deadly Sin: Gluttony
Grammatical Oddity: “dangling modifier”
Form of Government: Kakistocracy (rule of incompetents)
Unalienable Right: “the pursuit of happiness”
