A friend and good musician, Austin Meek (AustinMeek.com), had this feature on his page. I liked it so much, I thought I'd have a go and throw it at you. Here goes... -- Max.

Max's Favorites:
Cher Video: Believe
Former MTV Personality: 'Downtown' Julie Brown
Former MTV Show: Yo, MTV Raps!
Former VH1 Show: Anything with actual videos
World's Worst Rapper: Sean Combs
Book: Where the Sidewalk Ends --Shel Silverstein
Board Game: Scategories
Nintendo Game: A tie between Excite Bike and Mario 3
Bracelet: Slap
Word: Mellifluous
Punctuation mark: Ellipsis...
T.V. Show: Simpsons (even some of the new ones) and Scrubs
Cooking show: Iron Chef
Muppet: Beaker
Disney Heroine: Jasmine
Streetname for heroin: tie between Smack and China
Street name: Interpromontory Rd.
Intersection: Church St. & Gay St., Downtown Nashville, TN.
Movie: The Big Lebowski
Musical: Cabaret
Movie adaptation of a play and/or musical: Noises Off
Mel Brooks film: Spaceballs
Artist: Andy Goldsworthy
Cotton Swab: Q-Tip
Member of Tribe Called Quest: Q-tip
Planet: Venus (that's where the women are)
3rd World Country: Papua New Guinea
Canadian Province: New Foundland and Labrador
Red Light District: Kings X, Sydney
Accent: Scottish
(non) Noteworthy US President: Millard Fillmore
Car Bomb: Irish
Spirit: Vodka Tonic
M&M: Peanut Butter
Communist: Tolstoy
Welshman: Catherine Zeta Jones
German number: fulf
Broadcasting System: Public
Nickname I will never be cool enough to get: Bootsy
Natural Body Function: Pheromone production
Utensil:  Chopsticks
Late Night Talk Show Host: Rove McManus (Australia)
Daytime Paternity Tester: Maury Povich
Shampoo: Herbal Essences (merely for the effect it has on the women in the commercials)
Auxilliary Full House character: DJ's boyfriend, Steve.
Auxilliary Saved by the Bell character: Mr. Dewey
Huxtable: Rudy
Queer Eye guy: Kyan, the stylist.
Season: Fall
Holiday: Boxing Day (UK)
Seasoning: Tabasco (technically it's a condiment, but I use it as much as salt/pepper)
Sport: The world's game, soccer.
Professional Sports Team: London Arsenal
NCAA Basketball Player: Laettner
Basketball Player who skipped college for an NBA career: Moses Malone (let my people go)
Professional Athlete/fellon: Nate Newton
Olympic "Sport": Curling
Evolutionary oddity: the platypus
Whale: Sperm
Pet: Rock
Kid: Rock
Crossover star from WWF (which I don't care for): The Rock
River: Ganges
Deadly sin: Gluttony
Hangover cure: Hair of the dog that bit ya'
TV theme song: Growing Pains (written by the show's star Alan Thicke)
Communal activity: showering
Location for a bottle opener: shower
80's movie: Short Circuit 2
Grammatical oddity: "dangling modifier"
Card shark term: "shoot the moon"
Card Game: horse race
HORSE shot: behind the backboard
Game of my youth (physical): 4-square
Game of my youth (cards): Uno
Game of my youth (board): Sorry!
Headline from the Onion: "South Delays Rising Again for One More Year"
Industry Phrase: "Have your people call my people"
Form of Government: Kakistocracy (rule of incompetents)
Nobel Prize Laureate: Norman Borlaug (1970, Peace)
Unalienable Right: "the pursuit of happiness"
Actual State Nickname: "Land of Tax-Free Shopping" (Delaware)
State Motto: "Live Free or Die" (NH)
Court: Public Opinion
Confucian Proverb: Do not use a cannon to kill a mosquito
Mosquito: a dead one
Most Embarrasing Craze of the 1990's: The Macarena (come on people...honestly)



More to come???